this is like my fave joke
okay that shit was good.
I WANNA BE A PRETTY GIRL WHO WEARS FLOWY DRESSES AND BOWS AND CUTE SHOES
BUT I ALSO WANNA BE A GUY WITH BUTTON UP SHIRTS AND FACIAL STUBBLE
BUT I ALSO WANT TO BE A PUNK GIRL WITH TEAL HAIR AND CROSS JUMPERS
BUT AT THE SAME TIME I WANT TO BE A GUY WITH BEANIES AND COMBAT BOOTS AND PIERCINGS
If anyone is having a bad day, just spend 15 minutes and enjoy this guy’s wisdom after losing his wisdom teeth.
I guarantee you’ll be smiling by the end of it.
"I’M LEAKING AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS"
December 5, 2013
so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg
Scrambled tofu (seasoned with salt and pepper, nutritional yeast, and cumin) with green and red bell pepper, red onion, tomato, and sliced avocado. Flax seed toast with Earth Balance, and a chopped golden delicious apple with cinnamon.
“Right, physics! Physics, eh? Physics, physics, physics, physics, physics, physics. Physics! Hope you’re getting all this down.”
THE DESKTOP BACKGROUND THOUGH
Greatest thing ever
Hi again, Mr. Hughes.
This is going to be weird every single time I see it.
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
I’m liking this version even more.
only art students/art enthusiasts will get how cool this watch is
literally everyone knows who salvador dali is